Wipe the floor – or other things – with Bog-is Johnson, at the London Dungeon until December 15

Boris Johnson’s fans will be hit by, well, some reality at the London Dungeon for the next four days.

The London Dungeon is inviting all guests into their toilets, where they can show their true feelings ahead of the General Election, with the Party Manifesto Poo Paper.

Their loos will be stocked with toilet paper with lines from the Conservative, Labour and Liberal Democrats’ manifestos and an image of the leaders themselves. These can provide some interesting toilet reading – or if guests have had enough of the political jargon and promises, they can feel free to use the bog roll for its designated purpose. It’s an opinion poll with a difference, if you like.

The attraction also has a new character over the festive period. Cuthbert the spookiest salesman of the century will be setting up his alternative Christmas stall in the tavern area of the attraction from December 13, where guests can buy a holly-jolly assortment of odd dolls, apothecary jars, edible insects, and “unique” decorations. As if we haven’t already had enough of snake-oil salesmen.

The Political Party Poo Paper will be available in the attraction from the December 11-15 – or while stocks last. If you can excuse the phrase, Who will run out first?

Mr Johnson said he would rather be lying dead in a ditch than delay Brexit, then scheduled for October 31. After tomorrow he might not need to worry about lying at all – there might be a run on the London Dungeon’s loo roll.